Good thing I lived long enough to meet you..

I would've comitted suicide a long time ago if it wasn't for my dad complaining about me getting blood on the carpet

I think you're guapo, meaning attractive. I love you so much that I made you this site. I'm not sure if this is going to be a 5 minute deal where I send it to you and you giggle or if I'm actually going to put time and effort into it. I'm going to go for 5 minute.